The picture says it all. How can you not believe it? It happens right in front of our eyes. From the recent natural disasters, the wars, and the global economic collapse. I'm not here to convince you when it will happen, but what will happen then, and what you should do.
What will happen?
It's going to be unbelievable, but you should believe it. There will be flood all over the world. It's like Leviathan teaming up with Poseidon to create tsunami up to the roof top of Nepal. Ifrit will crawl out of hell like a beaver underground and spit fire all over the poles causing massive global warming. Things of that magnitude will happen. And worst of all, Osama bin laden will swim to the US east coast and start multiplying himself into millions of bin laden's and flood the street, creating massive immigration problem and fears. People will line up in a path to hell and at the very bottom is the security checkpoint. There stand the mighty TSA with their gloves ready to molest and probe everyone passing by.
What you should do?
What you should do is up to you. You can sit there and watch the storm passes by or you can take action, like me! I've already withdrew all my money from all my bank accounts, sold my car, quitted my job. I also canceled all the graduation invitations and best of all, stopped paying my bills. I also made a poem about this but I'm not going to share it here. However, I forgot to take the money out of my retirement accounts and my stock options but those never earned me money so who cares. It's the end of the world, why do you need money? you might ask. That's the point. You don't, that's why you should donate them all to me. I will only use this money to promote awareness.
Anyway, if you've read this far, you know how serious this stuff is. You should not waste anymore time and start donating money to help my campaign. And with that, I will head over to meet my online friends to play a pick up online game of "Starcraft - Wings of Liberty" ... for the last time!
